O MAN!

y'all were real great to throw that "surprise" party for otter. really, no, thanks. those things are always so much "fun" and so "original". he's really happy about it. especially since you jumped out of the closets and bathrooms and cupboards just when he'd gotten to the 8th level. woo. party-time.

proof.

jackalopes do fucking exist. as you can see by this cut-paper illustration taken from a drawing taken from nature. ya turds.

you've pissed him off. apologize.

for the love of god.

bear is quite religious. for all the wrong reasons. pancake breakfasts! spaghetti dinners! fuckin fatty.

Aw, YEAH. almost perfect.

meerkat loves building things. that doesn't mean he's good at it.

pick him up another box of popsicles when you go to the store, ok? thanks.

i've been waiting for you.

raccoon just moved in down the street. he's not very friendly. but he can't wait to meet you. really. you guys are going to be great friends.

don't worry. he has an eye condition where he can't blink. it just looks like he's staring.

not super. not a hero.

introducing...spider-eyed spider-cat. haunting the dreams of everyone, everywhere. watch out folks. it moves effing fast.

reality blows.

owl is a lumberjack.

someone's gotta cut down the trees for the log mansions. where else would all the folks put their things and stuffs.

but wait. owl lives in a tree. shit, man. shit.

happy birth-day becca-bottoms.

yes. she really did just want hot-sauce.

quite pleased.

squirrel effing cracks himself up.

get it. jeez, you get it right. oh, no? go fuck yourself. it's hilarious.

it's always like this. you have to humor him.

savvy hunter.

he lured his weak but beautiful prey into the clearing with all of her favorite things. kfc and milkshakes. what a dear fool she is. but man oh man has she got a craving. hope its cookies-n-cream.

bearded buffalo banner.

buffalo. american bison. tatanka. oh, and beards.

it looks much better in person. of course.

more trouble than we expected.

those bathroom cats were coked-out crazy bastards. i never should have invited them to stay. yes, they even had an axe.

FUCK YOU, apple.

horse just spent his whole fucking paycheck on an iphone, too bad his huge-ass hooves can't hit the fucking keys. all alone, with no way to call for help. shit.




p.s. horse is really mint colored and the background should be gray but my scanner is a successful as three-legged hamster running a marathon. sorry.

652 N Western Avenue

someone get this guy a sandwich.

don't fuck with this bunny.

FIREWORKS!! KABLAM!

bad choices.

that is the last time snake parties with hipsters till 5AM. not adult-like at all.

A SNAKE-A-WAY SHOW

mmmm. strawberry ice-cream. very snakey.

no more cheeseburgers

walrus just had gastric bypass surg.

manatee matinee

just in time for the fireworks display!

let's blow out the candles together!

dolphin and grizzly celebrate their one month friend-a-versary.

grizzly baked the cake himself.