happy birth-day becca-bottoms.

yes. she really did just want hot-sauce.

quite pleased.

squirrel effing cracks himself up.

get it. jeez, you get it right. oh, no? go fuck yourself. it's hilarious.

it's always like this. you have to humor him.

savvy hunter.

he lured his weak but beautiful prey into the clearing with all of her favorite things. kfc and milkshakes. what a dear fool she is. but man oh man has she got a craving. hope its cookies-n-cream.

bearded buffalo banner.

buffalo. american bison. tatanka. oh, and beards.

it looks much better in person. of course.

more trouble than we expected.

those bathroom cats were coked-out crazy bastards. i never should have invited them to stay. yes, they even had an axe.

FUCK YOU, apple.

horse just spent his whole fucking paycheck on an iphone, too bad his huge-ass hooves can't hit the fucking keys. all alone, with no way to call for help. shit.




p.s. horse is really mint colored and the background should be gray but my scanner is a successful as three-legged hamster running a marathon. sorry.

652 N Western Avenue

someone get this guy a sandwich.