Monday, July 19, 2010


y'all were real great to throw that "surprise" party for otter. really, no, thanks. those things are always so much "fun" and so "original". he's really happy about it. especially since you jumped out of the closets and bathrooms and cupboards just when he'd gotten to the 8th level. woo. party-time.

Monday, January 18, 2010


jackalopes do fucking exist. as you can see by this cut-paper illustration taken from a drawing taken from nature. ya turds.

you've pissed him off. apologize.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

for the love of god.

bear is quite religious. for all the wrong reasons. pancake breakfasts! spaghetti dinners! fuckin fatty.